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Today's word is................. Fluctuations...................


I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. 
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.  It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change?  Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.  Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

 The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

  The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

  (You know you're laughing...)

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Subject: Condom Emergency

The largest condom factory in the United States burns down. President Obama is awoken at 4 am by the telephone.

"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."

Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ."

Telephone voice says, "Bad idea.... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock.  What about Canada ?"

Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick.  That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans."

Three days later, a delighted President Obama runs out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.

He finds five million condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, just as requested...all coloured with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:

'MADE IN CANADA - SIZE MEDIUM'