A Crappy Illustration

'Poop'

I usually wake up right after the scene where somone hires me to draw poop and realize it was just another silly dream. Well this time it actually happened. This illustration will be 1 out of about 20 I'll be doing for the 'Upper Deck Company' to be used in a card set called 'Gross-Out!'

Lots of things could be said about this illustration.

"Von, that looks like crap!"
"Your portfolio looks like a steaming pile of $#%!"
"Did you use a number 2 pencil to draw number 2?"
"Craptacular!"
"You CAN polish a turd!"
"Art happens!"
"This must be your brown period?"

I plan on doing the whole set in this simplified style so it should all tie together well when I am done. I have all my sketches done and it's going to be fun.

Some of the other topics I'll have to illustrate will be 'Vomit', 'Bad Breath' and 'Urine'. All of which will be scratch -n- sniff too so kids will love them. Yeah, it's a crappy job but someone has to do it. ;-P