The   Harley-Davidson Facts   

The   inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,  Arthur Davidson , died and  went to  heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur.  'Since  you've been such a good man and your   motorcycles   have   changed the world, your reward is, you can  hang out with anyone you  want to in  heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute  and  then said, ' I want to hang out with  God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne  Room, and  introduced him to God.

God  recognized Arthur and commented,  'Okay, so you  were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson   motorcycle? 'Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's  me...'

God commented:  'Well, what's the  big deal in inventing something that's pretty   unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't  run without a  road?'

Arthur was a bit  embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse  me,  but aren't you the inventor of woman?'  

God   said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur,  'professional to  professional, you have some  major design flaws in your invention  !
1  There's too much inconsistency in the front-end  suspension  



2.   It chatters constantly at high  speeds

3.   Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about  too  much



4.   The intake is placed way too close to the  exhaust

5. The  maintenance costs are  outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm,   you may have some good points there,' replied  God, 'hold  on.'

God went to his  Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few  words  and waited for the results.

The computer  printed out a  slip of paper and God read  it.

'Well, it may be true that my   invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but  according to these  numbers,  more   men  are  riding my invention than yours'.