Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.





Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, you look after yourself.





Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so
let's spend the week together.





Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I
have work for a week, so you need not come for class.





Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have
classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.





Grandpa make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my
grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.





Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we
cancelled our trip.





Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my
wife has cancelled her trip.





Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition:
This week we will have class as usual.





Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week
I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.





Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend
that meeting, so make arrangement .


So you can imagine what would have happened afterwards...