Selasa, 15 Oktober 2013

Famous Quotes !!
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'

- Lillian Carter
(mother of Jimmy Carter)



I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

- Eleanor Roosevelt



Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

- Mark Twain



The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible

- George Burns



Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

- Victor Borge


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain



By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates



I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx



My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

- Jimmy Durante



I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

- Alex Levine



My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

- Rodney Dangerfield


Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

- Spike Milligan



Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.

- Joe Namath



I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope



I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..

- W. C. Fields



We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers



Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill



Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller



By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

- Billy Crystal



And the cardiologist' s diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.

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