Selasa, 15 Oktober 2013

cotations

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC








If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC






Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO





No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC






At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry.

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ






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It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ






Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT





If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York , New York .





If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC





Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ





You're too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA





No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA




A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it

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