Riders
Four old gents were discussing the results of their golf games.
The first guy Barry ,said, "I had three riders today."
The second Craig ,bent over guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."
The third old man Mike said, "I did about the same. I had seven riders, the same
as last time."
The last one Dunny  said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today. Aren't you fellers proud of me"?
After they went into the men's locker room, a lady club member that had heard the old gents talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I have been playing golf here for a lot of years and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what in the world is a rider"?
The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the golf cart and ride to it."